CAT

CAT:
If you are not from India, you can imagine little furballs lick their paws.
If you are from India , you know what i mean.
I have hade a love story with CAT.
They say a DOG is mans best friend. CAT is mans best girlfriend.
Why?
Because
CAT is HOT!
She is extremely lucrative
She is extremely hard to get.
Everyone wants her, especially to show off to your other friends.
You have to score very high to even get an interview
You are talking of big bucks in the end of it all.

A considerable aqmount of energy is spent in trying to woo the CAT. The mistake everyone does is that they try to bell her. How would a girl respond if you try to hang a bell around her neck?Still people are inexperienced. They take mock tests , pour over booklets of instructions and rehearse for days in a bid to impress her. Some people have made careers and huge bank balances just by making fake bells.And these fake bells sell like hot cakes.
Since the best girlfriend is always in demand the rejection rate is very high. Only a chosen few get chance to talk to her. However she still weighs your pros and cons, seeks your ulterior motives before granting her consent. Then only you do get a seat in her presence.
Loads of people fail, but scarcely do they get disappointed. After all there is always next year. Also since a girl always prefers working guys, a couple of years of work experience is sought before the next attempt.

Even i tried. I was broke and could not buy fake bells. Still I was fortunate enough to get an audience. However she kicked me out as she suspected of adultery. Come on, how could i make her understand thay i was looking for other girlfriends too, but she was my top priority.Since my previous affair was for 5 yrs she did not consider me to be a suitable candidate. Heartbroken , i spent 1 yr of my life trying to cope over the rejection. I gave her one more try, but this time she did not even grant me an audience. I entered in therapy, and after 6 months I met a new girl and currently i am going out with her. I think i will marry her and make it a life long affair.

You never forget your first love .
But you never forget the hottest chick on the block either !